About Juicing….

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Let’s talk about Zara. No, wait…. Let’s talk about Zara, Topshop, Céline, Prada, Givenchy, Max Mara, Balenciaga…. Hell, even Asos.

Let’s over-analise (’cause there’s nothing better to do in the world) the invasion of fur cotas, the conquest of boots and the bombarding of all things winter. It ain’t even cold (yet).

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Flashback a few days, whilst I was relishing in my way-to-open relationship with coffee, I couldn’t help but wonder (Carrie Alert)… Have our days of sweating like the armpits of a wet seal ended?? Has the time come to reveal the infamous bridget jones look alike thermal undies?? Hell no, please no. That would mean my vicious wax session has basically, irremediably and shit-fully been nuled to 0,0% chances of being even slightly useful in the span of a 5 minute Vogue flipping.

After much thought (and cursing with a lot of FFFF 1) The day I decided to behave some sort of an aproximation to femenine 2) Just for the sake of guys… I’d been happy to resume my life (looking) feeling like a teddybear and 3) Surrendering to a Russian lady using my thighs as a stress reduction technique) I decided I wasn’t ready for summer to end. It’s still August, godammit, and summer doesn’t end like really, officially, depressingly end, until you plump your bottom behind a desk.

So here are 5 ways to combat sweating like a bear in a Bikram Yoga class or, more literally, the Niagara Falls:

1) Handfull of Spinach leaves + 1/2 Cucumber + 1 Kiwi + 1/2 lemon + 1 Apple

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2) 1 Beetroot + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1/2 Lemon

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3) Coffee grains (soaked 24h) + Ice (crushed) + Milk (of your choice)

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4) 1/2 Beetroot + 2 Peaches + 1/2 Lemon + 1/2 Cucumber + Natural Yogurt

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5) 100gr Brown Sugar + 3 Lemons + Mint + 350ml Water + Tonic

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So there you have it!

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